Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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