i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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