I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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