so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
