Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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