I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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