I just cut my nipple shaving
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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