So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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