Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
as a side note pls kill me
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
