I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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