Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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