I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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