you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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