There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Randomize
