Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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