omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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