Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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