There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm at about main and main street
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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