you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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