ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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