Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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