So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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