do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
