in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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