Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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