My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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