What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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