her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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