apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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