her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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