And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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