You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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