I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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