I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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