you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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