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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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