yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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