just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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