the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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