let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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