no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
3pm strippers are depressing
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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