i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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