Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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