lets start a swedish sibling band together
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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