the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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