I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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