No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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