like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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