Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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