What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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