we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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