it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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