Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize