Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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