Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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