I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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